We didn't get any sleep since we got back home around 3AM after work as we were afraid that we might overslept cause there's a need for us to attend Food Hygiene Course which starts at 9AM till 6PM.

Horrible start for the day. I ran up the stairs to catch 854, it happens that the last step, I tripped and fell. One passer-by was going 'AIYOH~!!' It took me around 10 secs to pick myself up cause I kept telling myself, ''this is a dream. it's not happening!" till I realized that my knee actually hurts. I looked up, everybody was looking, even the people in the bus was staring. That's when I said 'Fuck la!' & stared back, people steer away from me. All because nak cover paiseh. HAH!

So I met Irah at her house, and 107-ed to Potong Pasir MRT station. Thanks to Irah, we alighted 3 bustops away from our destination. & thanks to me, I was being such a smart Alec and decided to depend on my intuition to find the building 46 because both of us have no frigging clue of where it was. So I directed her one big round and got lost.

Lesson bore us to the max, seriously! There were like 113 slides, and the person taught us in a monotonous tone. He can't pronounced some words properly due to his 'R' and 'F' deficiency & got the cheek to talk as if he has an American accent that his words such as

'milk' turns 'melk'
'cholera' turns 'cholala'

I was being so rude to actually giggled and smiled him whenever he mispronounced it . _|_

I swear that Irah & me were the noisiest students cause we were unable to stop laughing.
Classmates were damn hilarious. Two dozed off and it really looked like a slow motion head banging and the at one point of time, both jerked real bad. Another took a crap and didn't flush and dirtied the toilet seat. Anita was frightened by the shit that she didn't pee. There's one whose dandruff looks exactly like 'kerak nasi' which sticks there like forever. OH YES!! One old classmate who's in his 60-70's actually jumped from an average curb. LOL!

I was so exhausted from laughing that I slept on Irah's shoulder. (:

So our 15 mins turned into 45 mins break cause we were starving and went to a nearby coffee shop to eat. Ordered prata, then the aunty called me 'Manja' onwards. Tak bleh angs siot!!
Then I proceed to approach the drink stall aunty,

Me: 'Aunty..'
She: 'Ape?!'
Me: 'aloe vera and ice milo'
She: 'AH.'

FIEEERRRCEEEE KEEEPAAA??!!
I went back and sat down on my chair. I told Irah and she laughed. -.-
Minutes later, the drink stall aunty tried to start a conversation with us. Irah and me didn't understand a single word she was blabbering about and I was being nice by saying " A'aa " and nodding my head throughout. About an hour later, we came back cause Irah wants Redbull. The drink stall aunty tickle Irah's uncovered tummy and goes 'Yang yang yang yang~'
I burst into hysterical laughter !!

So.. I was the 2nd one to complete my theory and practical first cause I find it unnecessary to actually bother much about the anwers. Irah being wise, made me wait for her about an hour at Potong Pasir bus stand. I sat like 'apek' and there's one fella who asked for my number & even offer to send me to work on that day itself. HAH! _|_

After she was done, we waited forever for 107M to come. Then Irah told me that 133 stops infront of esplanade. We end up at Marina Bay Sands instead. We were like frigging late for work and I told her let's walk back. I lied to her that there's a way to esplanade inside Marina Bay Sands. When we were lost, I finally confessed that I know nuts and the main reason was I wanted to have a look inside. >.<

Then I manage to psycho her to take our time and camwhored at Helix bridge despite her emphasizing that we were super late. & thank god, she finally make me move my ass by force. If not,we would be 4 hours late. I told Irah ' dok, aku sorry. pasal aku, kita lambat. amcm? mao lari pa?'

So we ran while pushing each other, I nearly fell. It's so funny, I sat down and laughed. You should see how panic Irah was when I lost balance. Her expression, priceless. HAHAHAH! She pulled me up and we ran back to Makansutra together holding hands. Upon arrival, we kena fuck by managers. (:

& Uncle was being such a sweetheart for letting me smoke inside his cab.